Rants!

A space to document the things that make you say "really?!" out loud to yourself!

I'll take submissions via email at: koreyoskins@gmail.com
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1. Holding the door etiquette: I hold doors for people, because it is nice and doors slamming on others is not. However, if I'm holding it awkwardly behind me, that's because I'm holding it out for you to grab, not because I want to stay there, straining my shoulder socket, while you walk through without saying anything to me. Also: say thank you! Additionally, if you are a man, and I'm holding the door for you, you should feel ashamed allowing me to do this, and take it from me. MANNERS. If you're a woman, well so am I, and I'm not a doorwoman, so either help me or thank me. Please.

2. Do you know where you should be when riding a bicycle and going straight through an intersection that has a right turn lane? NOT TO THE RIGHT OF THE RIGHT TURN LANE. You should be between the furthest-right straight lane and the right turn lane (also known as left of the right turn lane).

3. If you are the person who takes a stinky poop in the office bathroom every day, bring some body spray.